Ramblings of an SCUM

In approximately 1 1/2 hours time, I'm gonna indulge myself to one of my favoured activities. The physical intake of alcoholic substance of varying concentration!! The running joke amongst me bunch of derelict miscreant buddies, is that if i have it my way, i'll be put on drip, and no its not glucose or what u have it inside but pure alcohol. Its kinda sad to me personally that my good name is being tarnished by my love of spirits. Alcoholic, I am not....just a tad zealous when the bottle is popped. Anyway, I'm kinda excited that I'm going drinking tonite...cause its my first drink in lemme count....11 freaking days. Yes its true...i've not touched the devil's brew for 264 hours.....15840 mins.......950400 seconds!!!! Bummer ya. Ok ok for those of you groaning already.....I know what my doctor told me....but but but, I'll drink in moderation. really do miss the times when my rotund friend Daryl, or as Thomas will call him Fat Ass, is still in SG. This fella I tell you....he can drink! With Thomas(yes thats you Mr Liew) exiling himself for similar medical conditions as myself, I'm hard pressed to find serious drinking kakis. A certain Mr Lau might vehemently protest this....yup u'll right up there as well. So all in all, I'm going through a rehab of sorts....until the next time one of my friends gets depressed over a painful breakup(yummy) or Thomas gets a liver transplant(I'm salivating already), I'll not see the days of copious infusement of alcohol returning. Fret not though for I see light at the end of the tunnel.....I'm hearing rumors...just sweet music nonetheless that Joan is becoming a formidable opponent....I'm trembling with excitement already. Meanwhile, my half finished bottle of JD is tantalizing me to savour its sweet aroma as apetitizer for the main course to follow. I believe I'll comply.....

Eat your heart out suckers!!! I'm back at home at 4:30pm from work....muahahaha! I got the time log to prove it.
What intelectually stimulating topics should i embark on today now that i can muse at the comfort of my nest?? Are Britney's twin peaks the real deal? Nay...too boring. Will Madrid win the CHampion's league? Too technical....Ahhhh I know....how to increase the birth rates in Sillypore. Nay... thats too depressing. Seems like I've got no good contributions for the intellectuals again...well screw the intellectuals( hey that's a concept that might work yah?), so i shall talk about hmmmm nothing....seems that I'm not as smart as I might think....damn.

Bah Humbug.... I dun know whats gotten over me that I have decided to commit my nonsensical ramblings over the internet....My intense desire to share my many wonderful conspiracy theories or my innate desire to have my work of arts appreciated by those unfortunate enough to be coerced by me here or even the pure random bad luck you have stumbled upon this literature of bull shit. See I'm rambling already....well i dun give a hoot...and sue me if this makes for bad reading(even if i force you here) tough!

Boy it feels good to be doing this during office hours, even though its lunch hours but I REPEAT, BOY it feels good to know that I am still getting paid by the hour while I posting this crap. For those of you already putting a value on my work ettics out of plain jealousy or trully high moral obligations you have towards your employers....balls to you....I do it because I can and there's absolutely nothing...zip....nada that you or your oh so high and mighty values can do about it.

And so the ramblings continue.....